There are certain things many of us hope to do in our life time, we dream about it maybe even fantasize about it.
Some of us may even make a list of these things.
This is called the “bucket list” things to do before you die.
It should not come as any shock that men apply a many of sexual fantasies to that list.
Fella’s it time to come to the realization that for most of you married or coupled in long term relationships may need to stop wishing to reach that unreachable star. It’s time to revise your bucket list of sexual fantasies.
If these things have not happened yet, then brother it ain’t happening.
Let’s get to it shall we?
- One of them is “Anal sex” some of you out there have been on this mission for many years to convince your woman to let you in to her tight little space known as the forbidden zone yet time and time again when she is in that oh my goodness position you try to enter her no fly zone. This maneuver has only warranted a word many basketball fans have heard shouted by Sports Announcer Marv Albert: “R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D”! One can empathize with such feelings of devastation and disappointment, so close yet oh so far from glory. I feel ya but you may as well pack up that notion and put in the undelivered mail bin.
- Here’s a favorite the “Freebie”. You know it’s the one where she says you can have a one night stand, one affair no strings attached.
Chances are most women that have ever been approached to entertain this idea met it first with almost a blank stare ( little or no facial expression) followed by the comment “I can’t even believe you could even fix your mouth to say something so stupid” and third right before she slaps you upside your head is a pause glazed look.
- The last delusion I would like to bring up is the often fantasized but never no way in hell will it ever materialize is the infamous ‘Threesome”.
Sorry guys but nope not happening not in this lifetime.
You can go on imagining you and one of your partner’s co-workers, girlfriends, besty etc. but in reality she is not going for it. All of these may as well be crossed off your Bucket List.
I know this might be hard (no pun intended) for some of you to give up on but hey it may not be that bad. Look on the bright side there’s always Porn. Maybe your new list can have on it getting her to accommodate your fantasy by having sex during a girl on girl scene, sweet or to use another famous Marv Albert Phase “Y--E—S”!
See always look for the silver lining you will have revised your bucket list in no time.
Happy writing!
Written By: Larry D. Miller
Larry D. Miller has over 20yrs in the field of crisis intervention as a call center supervisor for a national crisis hotline. Larry enjoys spending time with his family, writing (Larry has completed and published his first book) and playing golf.
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